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2010-01-18 03:49:55 by keldoclock

Sorry about that misleading title, newgrounds readers, but I had to drag you into this post. I've noticed something very fucked up about today's culture- a few years ago, people who broke the rules were congradulated and treated as heros, as powerful rebel forces willing to tear up, vandalize, loot, and screw over this new age of ours, as could be seen by the music and other cultural movements of the early 2000's. But all that insane , crazy energy got lost recently, and I know how- the internet's profileration into our lives has caused people to forget how to break the damn rules! They sit behind their screen of anonymouty and pretend to be rebels while in reality, are complacent little sheep! Hell, man... I'm thirteen, and I skateboard, and I remember the days when skaters were people that ran around, lit things on fire, and laughed. It's gone, bro. I live In new York city, and what we need to do is for people to fill the spots of those burnt-out heroes, to dye their hair and wear tatoos and leather and break shit. Maybe I'm just an ignorant little kid, with a life that's way too good for me,one that's never done anything, but I can't just sit here while my friends are off being retarded or high, damn it , life needs a little chaos! Anyone who remembers the last nine years, go listen to ocean avenue, take a dose of courage and testosterone, and go out there right now, stir up some carnage!

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Killer 5 Points Kill 5 enemies. Medal Stats.
Minimalist 5 Points Earn 1 achievement. Medal Stats.
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Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood Medal Stats.
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick Medal Stats.
Gun Slinger 25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot Medal Stats.
Adventurer 25 Points Make it through the first trap unscathed Medal Stats.
Survivor 10 Points Survive a shipwreck Medal Stats.
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Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 504 (From 118 different games.)